The Amityville Realtor

The infamous house on Long Island where Ronald DeFeo Jr murdered his family and set in motion a chain of events that would later give us such cinematic gems as Amityville Dollhouse and Amityville: It’s About Time is on the market for a cool 1.15 million.


I pity this poor realtor, and the neighbors who already have to deal with porcine demons and flies. I wonder if prospective buyers will be allowed to have a cleansing done in addition to the home inspection. At the very least I hope that new owner restores the quarter-moon windows and puts calling Jay & Grant from “Ghost Hunters” at the top of their to do list.

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