I write about the Amityville franchise a lot, too much maybe. So imagine my shock when I realized I had never properly reviewed the films. There are ELEVEN of them, and I’ve only written about one! I started working on the book series a while back, and I still plan to finish those, but for Halloween 2013 I plan to dive into the film series with the 2005 remake of The Amityville Horror. I realize this is out of order, and probably will annoy the Continuity Police somewhere but I was in the mood for some wet Ryan Reynolds the other day and my hormones won. Also, this movie is old so I’m assuming you’ve seen it and there are a shit-ton of spoilers ahead.